Things are happenin’!
Earlier today, I called the USCIS (ex INS) to check up on the status of my Visa. I wanted to make sure that after my upcoming trip to Argentina with Kelly, I could re-enter without much trouble.
Turns out the answer was a big fat no.
And that I have to leave the United States within 30 days.
Unless…
This is where the “welp” part kicks in. You see, Kelly and I have been going pretty solid for the last 4 months. We’ve talked about raising a family, having a white picket fenced house, going on a Cruise in the Mediterranean and all that jazz…
And given the circumstances, we’re going to elope.
That’s right, ladies and gentlemen. It’s happening a little sooner than planned and/or expected, but it was going to happen sooner or later… and sooner it is!
Kelly is the woman of my dreams, and makes me feel like no one ever has. She’s been incredibly understanding about these shenanigans, and as soon as I kneeled to ask for her hand, I already knew she was going to say yes. I have no doubts that we’ll make it, and this might just be a blessing in disguise!
We’re looking for a place to make it all happen, soon. Probably nothing big, just friends and close family. It has to happen probably in less than 2 weeks, so that afterwards I still have time to clear all the paperwork and go through all the red tape.
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Terrible April Fools Attempt.
April Fools Fail.
April fools or not, I would support this.
I can’t beleive this. Do you know how worthless I feel reading this?? I don’t think you ever really loved me now. Whatever you too deserve each other.
Happy April Fools!
April Fools? I know from stalking you two on Fbook and Twitter that you are in great love. Even still, the story about the visa seems to have more than a few glitches. It would have been way more fun if it were true. I think now you have to do it anyway. Or it will be like crying wolf. Or something.
Definitely would not say it was a fail as many, many people offered us congratulations :)
dude. you guys should go ahead with it just to spite that chick who said fail.
and she can come to the wedding dressed like a whale with little birdies holding her up with strings.
I cried off all my mascara thinking how great the wedding will be.
LA RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREPUTA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Al final no se si levantarme o quedarme en el piso (me caí de culo…)
¿Al final es el Día de los Inocentes o no?
Avisen, che
Pá
Yes. It’s April’s fools. Aka “Dia de los inocentes”.
Sucker.